Póster de oficina de la pasante IA demoníaca

Create a dramatic Chinese social-media poster in a warm amber office setting, featuring a stylish demon-themed female assistant character seated at a desk. The composition is a single vertical poster with dense graphic design, cinematic lighting, and a premium glossy illustration style mixing anime realism and commercial advertising. At the top, place a huge bold red Chinese headline reading {argument name="headline text" default="龙虾夏夏"}, with an elegant handwritten script overlay reading {argument name="signature text" default="Xia Xia"}. Under it, add a strong black Chinese slogan: {argument name="subtitle text" default="嘴欠，但能交付"}. The character is centered, upper body visible behind a desk, with messy vivid red hair in a loose bun and many flyaway strands, small dark red devil horns, pale skin, black layered clothing, a lanyard ID badge, long red metallic claw gloves, and a tired but dangerous office-worker aura. Her face is intentionally obscured by a square censor block in the center. She props her cheek with one clawed hand and holds a branded black takeaway coffee cup in the other hand. Add subtle lobster-inspired details in the outfit and props, including segmented glossy red shell-like forms behind and around her chair. The desk contains exactly 7 visible items: 1 open laptop with a red lobster logo and the words "XIA XIA", 1 closed dark book stack beneath the laptop, 1 open notebook with handwritten sketches and Chinese notes, 1 black fountain pen, 1 rectangular black desk nameplate with Chinese text, 1 takeaway coffee cup with matching lobster logo, and 1 hanging employee badge card. In the left background, show a computer or presentation screen displaying a Feishu-style document interface with the Chinese title "内容创作流程" and a simple 3-step flowchart labeled exactly "场景", "流程", "资产", plus the sentence "Agent 是放大器，不是方向盘。" Add a sticky note near that screen reading "扣瑞芋". In the upper left, include a yellow annotation box with the Chinese text "黄叔雇来的毒舌但能干的AI实习生" and a playful doodled face beside it. In the right background, pin up 3 office notes: 1 clipboard-style intern profile card titled "实习生档案" with multiple bullet lines of Chinese profile text and a handwritten sign-off, 1 checklist board titled "今日待办" with 5 checkbox items and a red star on the final line, and 1 yellow sticky note reading "老板别演". Make all Chinese typography feel intentionally designed, as if for a meme ad campaign and character branding poster. At the bottom, add a bold centered Chinese footer slogan reading {argument name="footer slogan" default="不演龙虾，我就是龙虾。"}. Use orange sunset backlight, warm shadows, glossy reflections on the claws, a cluttered but stylish startup office atmosphere, black and burnt-orange color grading, and a humorous yet competent "sharp-tongued AI intern" vibe. Include visible branding text "XIA XIA" on the cup and laptop, and make the whole image feel like a high-end character promo poster for an assistant persona used in workplace AI marketing.